Okay I admit it. I want one. They are probably the most beautiful things I've ever seen but for fucks sake stop revamping your fucking products every fucking week!

When I first bought the iPod mini it was perfect - small and plenty of space. Then 6 months later they released a newer model with more battery life and space. I bought it for the battery life. They've just done the same thing with the Nano!

Nobody has to buy the upgraded models obviously, but they are playing on the fact that suckers like me like shiny thing. But, ha! I win this time Apple I'm not being drawn into that game again. No sir. No... I like the green one. I can fight through this. Shit, it's in the basket. Phew, closed the window.

Now that I've stopped being the saddest little fucker on the planet I can get on with my life.